mylifebelike

When my friend’s boyfriend blows her off

I’m like:

When I dance in public

People are like:

When people ask me what my plans are for the weekend

I’m like:

When I was finally allowed to drink after recruitment

I was like:

Whenever my whole family gets together

I’m like:

When the food baby hits

I’m like:

When I see other blogs using all my GIFs

I’m like:

When I was watching the Olympic divers and decided it couldn’t be that hard, so I gave it a try

I was like:

When I try convincing people I’m not drunk

I’m like:

When I’m drunk and send my ex a text

After I hit send, I’m like: